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Name: neener
School: USC Marshall School of Business
Status: Employed...finally
E-mail: Click here!
Reason for blogging: I'm incredibly self-absorbed. |
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I'm listening to...
::"Stay Beautiful," The Last Goodnight
::"Spaceman," The Killers
::"Green Light," John Legend
::"Superstar," Lupe Fiasco
I'm watching...
::24
::The Office
I'm reading...
::Taiwan, A Political History, by Denny Roy
::The Devil and Miss Prym, by Paulo Coehlo
I've just seen...
::Slumdog Millionaire
::I Love You, Man
::The Reader
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My Ass Has Its Own Gravitational Pull I don't know why I buy into all this crap about being "fit." All this exercise has done nothing for me. Granted, maybe I shouldn't have consumed an entire ice cream cake in a week, but still! You'd think that running several times a week and walking every day would have some effect, but no, my clothes just keep getting tighter and tighter. I don't think the "I just washed it, so it probably shrunk a little in the wash" excuse will work anymore. Darn it.
Because I am an ass (or rather, because I've become all ass), I decided to go running today. And then I tripped in one of those places where the driveway meets the pavement. And then I fell. Usually when I fall (yes, this has happened to my graceful self several times), I end up scraping my hands (trying to cushion the fall) and my knees. However, my ass has grown to such epic proportions that through sheer gravitational force, I fell mostly on my hip, avoiding the usual bloody knees. Although I still managed to scrape up both hands. Because I'm thorough like that (take note, potential employers).
It's rather difficult typing with Neosporin slathered over one's palms. I should go.
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When I learn a new word, I'll put it here so you can learn too!
EBITAS (noun):
Abbreviation for "Earnings Before Income Tax, Amortization, and SGARA." Next week, find out what SGARA is.
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